Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Fly Baller Dhani Jones on the Travel Channel

Why I would not be tapped to host a travel show involving riding large animals or attempting popular sports in other countries:

Not because I couldn't handle the fall off a horse, but because there's no way in West Hell that I would have fallen off that horse without a stream of filthy, nasty, no-he-didn't expletives directly related to having fallen the fuck off a got-damned horse.

Cincinnati linebacker Dhani Jones, on the other hand, will be globetrotting with much more success at world sports (and much more control over the dreaded "potty mouth") on the Travel Channel's new show, "Dhani Tackles the Globe."

From Singapore to Switzerland, this Fly Baller picks up balls, rocks, boxing gloves, sticks, and all manner of foreign objects used, if not originally designed, for athletic competition. At first, I was kind of jealous of the brother...'til I saw him fall off that horse.

The first episode of "Dhani Tackles the Globe," Thai boxing in (where else?) Thailand airs this Monday, March 16, at 9 PM on the Travel Channel.

Don't forget to subscribe to Dhani's YouTube channel, y'all. Support.

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